Yesterday for breakfast I had a Super Omelet. Two eggs, some onion fried up in olive oil, tasty mystery herb from the bottom drawer of our fridge, three kinds of cheese, and some tomatoes with jalapenos. To add to the awesome I had biscuits. Good biscuits, too. Then I packed up my stuff for a leisurely drive up to Bloomington. All was well.
Today for breakfast I had a choice between granola bars, pop tarts, or microwaveable oatmeal. There is something wrong here.
I could have gone to the food court, but it was closed. My room mate said it would open today, though.
I did not eat breakfast. I was too sad. So instead I decided to search out my classes. I never like to be late, no matter what I happen to be doing, and especially not to my first day of classes. There's a certain amount of embarrassment in that that I cannot deal with. So I walked around till noon, finding buildings with names like Swain West.
I walked back to my room, barely able to feel my various appendages. I walked to the front doors of my building carefully, since it seemed that a bunch of birds decided to have a Seed-eaters Anonymous meeting last night and they forgot to bring Port-o-Potties, or whatever those are actually called.
By the time I got there, successfully avoiding the bodily emissions, I was starving. I thought to myself, "Surely the food court will be open, it's already noon!"
The food court, even the C-Store downstairs, did not open till three in the afternoon, I was told by a convenient sign taped to the doors. I stared at the sign dejectedly before heading back to my room.
For lunch I ate soup. Microwaved soup. For dinner I will probably eat microwaved mac and cheese. If I didn't think it would be too awkward I'd bring my own bag of potatoes, and if it wasn't against the rules I'd bring a crock pot. But it is awkward and it is against the rules.
I would have gone to Kirkwood for lunch, but few of my friends are here, the ones that are are busy, and the ones that aren't busy live on the other side of campus or up a gigantic hill and have decided to be secluded today.
But classes start tomorrow and I have a lunch date with some friends. So I'm not bitter.